Adult Contemporany

You trust us, right?

Okay, good.

Because we’re about to send you into the back of a sketchy adult video store.

But here’s your handsome reward just beyond it: Adults Only, a magnificent new Hollywood cocktail haunt hidden behind a stash of VHS tapes, soft-opening tomorrow with scattered events before opening seven days a week starting December 1. You’ll definitely want to see this slideshow and this drink menu.

Yes, you’re entering a neon-lit strip mall VHS store behind a Burger King. And right beyond the adult section is a striking cathedral of old-Hollywood-ness accented with stained glass, vintage movie posters and cult films projected on the wall. How about that.

We see you popping in with friends any day of the week at happy hour. Everyone will get cups of punch that change every day. Or fernet shots with beers (called, naturally, the Money Shot). Or perhaps you’ll proceed to the billiards room. Or the photo booth in front of an old theater crowd.

Then again, you might pass the later hours here over good whiskey and simple drinks involving mezcal, chili and cilantro. And (of course) there’s no kitchen here, but you might be interested in the neighboring In-N-Out.

That poor f**king Burger King.

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  2. The ordeal of the Nollywood actor and comic,Babatunde Omidina, alias Baba Suwe, within the custody
    of the Nationwide Drug Legislation Enforcement Company (NDLEA) got
    here to an finish yesterday after Justice Yetunde Idowu of the Lagos Excessive
    Court docket granted him bail.

    However that was after a 12-hour excruciating string of medical assessments
    carried out on him at an unnamed hospital in Ikoyi, Lagos by the company.

    The assessments ran from 9am final Wednesday to 9pm, in accordance
    with Omidina’s counsel, Mr. Bamidele Aturu.

    “All his techniques had been flushed, apart from his lungs and intestines, however nothing was discovered,”Aturu
    advised the courtroom as he superior the explanation why his shopper must be freed after 24 days in custory.

    He stated the exams had been performed with out Omidina’s consent.

    The comic was then requested by Justice Idowu to personally relate his expertise.

    He stated: “On Wednesday, they got here and mentioned we had been going to the hospital. After we acquired there, they inserted one thing in my mouth and pumped water inside. One other factor was inserted in my anus and water was additionally pumped inside. I then started to stool. I visited the rest room six instances that day. Since then, I’ve been visiting the rest room often.”

    His testimony was corroborated by an official of the NDLEA stated to be
    a part of the group that took him to the hospital.

    The official, who was known as out by Justice Idowu, mentioned the
    exams have been ordered by an assistant commander within the company and
    had been carried out in one among NDLEA’s hospitals.

    Requested for the results of the checks, the official mentioned solely the physician who performed them might say what he discovered on Omidina.

    Mr. Aturu puzzled what the company wished to realize by the brand new exams, saying:
    “This is the twenty fourth day that my shopper has been of their detention. They’ve been conducting all types of checks on him and located nothing. It is usually noteworthy that my consumer didn’t eat on Tuesday evening, apparently they had been making ready him for the test”.

    Aturu urged the court docket to refuse the request of the counsel to the NDLEA, Mr.
    Femi Oloruntoba, for an order to allow the company to proceed to maintain Omidina in custody till November
    eleven, 2011 when he is anticipated to seem on the agency‘s
    workplace on the Murtala Mohammed Worldwide Airport, Ikeja.

    Oloruntoba, who mentioned that he was not conscious of
    the most recent spherical of checks carried out on Omidina
    and that no report had been given to him as on the time the court docket was sitting yesterday, pleaded with Justice Idowu to not be agitated over the event.

    He mentioned that his request for the continued detention of Omidina was to allow the company conclude its investigation on the MMIA,
    Ikeja on the narcotic substance he was alleged to have ingested.

    The choose expressed shock at the extent of degradation to which the Nollywood actor was
    subjected to by NDLEA officials within the final three days regardless of the order
    of the courtroom.

    “I don`t really feel snug about that. I really feel the company shouldn’t deal with him (Omidina) anyhow,” she mentioned.

    Turning to Omidina, Justice Idowu mentioned: “Mr. Omidina, I hereby grant you bail. You’re free to go dwelling. Go and take pleasure in Sallah with your loved ones and take good care of your self.”

    She then adjourned judgment within the matter to November 24.

    Baba Suwe was pushed to the court docket in a Toyota
    Hiace bus marked FG 220 T02 adopted by an escort, a Toyota Hilux wagon marked FG380 T02
    at about eight.50a.m. He wore a cream colored embroided jalamiah over sky blue native trousers and was
    with no cap.

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